Forever young
Forever young

expert-in-bullshit:

niamwedding:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM CRYING 

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jethrocane:

a pregnant woman goes into a coma

months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant

“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”

“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks

“denise”

“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”

“denephew”

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